Richie: hey ya ready to fuck this weekend?
Eddie: um? who is this
Richie: oh shit are you not greta??
Eddie: ummm no? whoever you are why would you wanna fuck greta she's bitchy and gross
Richie: my dear friend you're speaking to the one and only richie tozier
Richie: and yeah she's a bitch but she's kinda hot
Eddie: you're richie tozier??
Richie: yes the real trashmouth in the flesh, who are you?
Eddie: i'm eddie kaspbrak
Eddie: and i wouldn't call gretta hot but that's my opinion
Richie: oh wow can't believe i'm talking to THE eddie kaspbrak, miss beverly has told me so much about you
Eddie: so you know i'm gay?
Richie: as a matter of a fact i do know that ed's
Eddie: don't call me that
Richie: ah ed's you love it
Eddie: ugh i cannot stand you, go get greta's ACTUAL number and harass her
Richie: alright maybe i will, see ya later ed's
Eddie: I SAID DON'T CALL ME THAT
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Fanfiction"i love you." "what was that for ed's?" "can't a guy tell his boyfriend he loves him." -all lower case letters-
