What to do when your monster daughter gets pregnant.
1. Eat the baby daddy
2. Crazed dance of happiness
3. Start praying the baby's a monster
4. Protect your daughter at all costs! She's carrying precious and bloodthirsty cargo!!!
5. Provide premium food *wink wink*
Should I do one where the baby's finally born?
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Parenting 101 (from Pennywise)
FanfictionTips to know if you're a child eating monster and your kid is half-human. This is a silly spinoff from my other story Daughter of Pennywise and has a few inside jokes.
