"I told you not to eat him."
"But I wanted to!"
"Go sit in the box and think about why we only eat kids."
"Dad..."
"To the box!"
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Parenting 101 (from Pennywise)
FanfictionTips to know if you're a child eating monster and your kid is half-human. This is a silly spinoff from my other story Daughter of Pennywise and has a few inside jokes.
Example #1 of good parenting
"I told you not to eat him."
"But I wanted to!"
"Go sit in the box and think about why we only eat kids."
"Dad..."
"To the box!"