when someone tries to throw me shade
i use a
spell i learned
on
wizards of waverly place
because i really am a witch
i turn on the niceness
pretend i like em
they don't
realize
i am full of shit
i kill em with kindness
till their body's lifeless
you're dead
you're dead
you're dead now!
when i treat someone kind
they always die
but i can not be charged with a crime
i get away with murder all the time
yeah that's right
instagram haters
and twitter trolls
i direct message them
a sweet hello
and when they read it
at first they're smiling
but soon they are dying
i don't use violence
i kill em with kindness
it's worse
than a
kick in the privates
if i feel slighted
you should be frightened
cos i'll
explode
your head now
Selena Gomez
she must be stopped!
Her evil power
it must be blocked!
That kind of sweetness
who could resist it?
This Canadian!
Hey Justin Bieber
your country needs ya
to stop
your ex
girlfriend Selena
You're numb and jaded
from female attention
her spell
will not
affect you
Yo what's
up Selena?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Bart Baker Parody Lyrics
De Todoif you don't know what this books are about i'm going to write the whole lyrics of bart baker parodies, like i'm gonna write the blank space parody lyrics and stuff! sosoo
