Bart Baker Parody Lyrics

Side To Side Parody

i've had so much sex

i cannot walk straight

and that's why

i'm walking side to side

my boyfriend is big

and i've got a very small tiny body

he sung like a horse and i'm like a jockey

and i spend all my free time riding

and that's the reason

i'm walking like my legs are made of rubber

she's been playing too much hide the cucumber

that poor girl her conditon's frightening

my friends say

you have sex too much!

i think they're just jealous

no we're worried you'll die

no i won't i'm fine

ooh time to get laid!

my god

she's never satisfied!

were you in a fight?

no i just got banged

so hard

i bounced off my bed four times

there's a new law

i have to feature on

every single X-rated sex song

and show off

my big fat jiggly bum

while i sing and rap lyrics full of dumb sex puns

ariana's body's itsy bitsy

got lots of meat on my bones

ariana's too skinny

that's why she keeps having sex injuries

she'd have no problem if she got

a fake ass like me

big booty

bouncing on any dude who do me

two thick fat pillows

provide backside protection to me

get though

having sex ain't kid stuff

this ain't ''Sam & Cat''

or that crap ''Victorious''

my friends

said i have sex too much

that i should learn mouth stuff

so i give that a try

lost sight in this eye

broke both of my legs

and now

he got me rolling side to side

i fractured my spine

and cracked my pelvis

now from

the waist down i'm paralyzed

shouldn't you be

in a hospital bed?

the doctor said

meet him here instead

let's see now

well the news isn't great

you've had too much sex

we'll have to amputate!