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This is a story about the bestest foods (duh) Because I'm a foodie. It's not even funny.

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                                              -potatoes
DO I NEED AN EXPLANATION 
Um yes?? You need to actually write things this is a book? And besides, potatoes are for commoners, I far prefer rutabagas.
WHAT THE HECK IS A RUTABAGA (no really plz help I don't know anything about rutabagas)
You uncultured swine. 
                          -...
OH COME ON YOU CANT EVEN THINK OF ONE OTHER VEGETABLE YOU LIKE? YOU ARE GOING TO GET DIABETES OR SOMETHING I MEAN COME ON REALLY? 
Um
Um
*jumps out window*
                          Well, now that my incredibly obnoxious alter ego is finally gone, I suppose I shall have to carry on myself. I will certainly do a better job anyway. So, here, I present to you, alter ego's complete and unabridged guide to all of the vegetables that I find to be acceptable, a list only 48284 entries long, authored (Is that a word?) and edited by none other than ME:

                          Wait!


                          Where are you going?


                          Don't you want to read it? 




                          Don't leaveeeeee 











                          NOOOOOOOOOO













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                          I felt bad so I decided to update twice 
                          It was short but oh well 
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