The bestest foods

Lunch And Dinner Foods

1.) Chicken wings
Chicken wings are generally awesome. UNLESS. They are buffalo wings. Buffalo wings can go shrivel up and die in a hole full of flesh eating slugs!!!
I like the teriyaki ones.
Ew!!! Those are gross!!!
NO THEY'RE NOT!!'
Yes they are! All meats are gross. Did I mention I'm a vegetarian???
Yes. Multiple times.
NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU MUGGLE!!!!
... Kay

2.) Tacos
Tacos are pretty great.
I want to put one on my plate.
If I can get free fried fish fillet
I'd eat tacos anyway.
Free Fried Fish Fillet is an alliteration.
Um...
Taco.
SpongeBob...
Constipation???
That was just wonderful.
I know!!!
I'm a poet and I don't even know it
Well now I do.
Chicken poo.

3.) cheeseburgers
I like cheeseburgers as well. " what kind of food don't you like?" You may ask. Weeeeell.....
Spinach.
Potatoes (I know. I know. I'm evil. So sue me.)
Brussels sprouts.
Fish.
Beets.
Mushrooms (my sworn enemy.)
Artichokes.
Eggs (once again. Sue me.) -.-
Red peppers.
Green peppers.
Yellow peppers.
Orange peppers.
COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!!! (Dun dun dun!!!) *cue dramatic lighting*
Other things.
Rat poison.
Annnnywhoooooo....

4.) pasketti
You mean "spaghetti?"
Um... Yes. That.
Pasketti
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti is great most of the time....
Gather around children, 'tis time for a scaaaaary story. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Buuuuut.... I'm too lazy to read, plus my alter ego has an awesome British accent, so it will be perfect for a scary story.
I will not read your story.
Yes you will.
No, I will not.
Yes you will.
Nope.
YES YOU WILL!
FINE!!!!!

5.) not food. Just spooky scary. Not really....
It was a dark and stormy night . Not really. I was at a hotel. This hotel was famous because it was haunted!!!
No it wasn't \(0.0)/ -('-'>) erh mah gersh. That was supposed to be a dab lol. Anyway.....
This hotel had a pool. I went to eat spaghetti and meatballs. I came back and swam in the pool. I guess someone had been sick and swam anyway because...
3 hours later...
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup. I threw up. 4 times in the span of an hour. Then the next day, the 2 people I was with threw up the next day. One of them was in the car!!!!

This book just took a dark turn. O.O