Real author's note: Have you noticed my changing titles for a while now? Anyways, this is chapter 13 :D Also, if you were wondering, yes the title is a line from one of my favorite Blood on the Dance Floor songs. I'm trying to include every cliche possible in this and then go beyond that :D I will literally use every single one of your ideas. I think I actually have almost o.O So, my friend Paige wanted me to include lollipops in this. I thought back to Myspace, and became slightly perverted for a second, and then thought of a way to make this really cliche. With that being said, enjoy! :D
after I got finished from blackinn out, i woke up back at home. there as a note sitting on mah couch, so i read it.
"I took you home babeh! xoxo:) you blacked out pretty hard at the party, and I was worried bout chu<3 I hope you're all better now. search me on myspace! Mah name is Tyler Joe Ray Smith.
Love,
Tyler Joe Ray Smith xoxo."
D'awhhhH! That was so sweet! So I decided to create a myspace to findd mah true love. i found a huge lollipop in mah room, so i decided it would be somthing awesome to take a picture with. I took a pic and uploded it really. quick. i also had a peace sign up. then I went to some foto editin website and boosted the pictur to make it look prettir. I added a peace symbol, a princesss tiara, and my name on it too! it was da best mirror phto evar!!! :D Okay, so it lyke, wasnt a mirrer foto, but it was close enough lol. so after I finished taking my foto, i took another one just lyke it, but without the lollipop! (real author's note: it will be on the side on this chapter. Prepare yourself -_-) i choose that one as mah profile pictur. lots of guise were commenting on mah lollipop photo thoughj. here' slykem, what i sawww:
" OMG SUCK MAH LOLLIPOP ;)"
" You would loook even better suckin mah lollipop, if you know what I mean ;)."
" ^Shut up you pervsss. can't you justt be not perveted and stuffz and juss look at the picture? :) ur rlly pretty btw."
"^ perverts, just, perverted, stuff, just, you're, really, and by the way. Please learn correct grammar."
"^ itssz a freee country. i can do what I wantt! Juss shuttup!"
" ^ That means he can also type what he want. Practice what you preach -_-."
" wat am I??!?!? a preacher now xD ur toooo funny. pah-leez. i do what i want! YOLO!"
(Real author's note: I facepalmed just writing about this stupid chick above me. I'm not even joking xD. Anyways, back to the story again! )
" Please, for the love of everything in this world, do not say "YOLO". It's unoriginal and stupid."
" ^ soo izz ur mom xD lol."
" ^ Are you just trolling or are you seriously stupid? "
"uhmmm, why would you call meh stupid? I gott straight c's and b's in shcool this year. duhh! haha ur so ignoratn and stuff xD lol screwww u h8ter."
" *facepalm* "
" Just stop with the war for a second. I have an announcement for this chick: plzz suck my lollipop ;) I bet you would be good at it ;)."
" ^This dude has his priorites straight. Girl, don't even suck my lollipop. You won't be able to because you're already going to be in the kitchen, making me a sandwhich."
" ^Right after she gives me mahh fried chicken!"
" Omg sucky my lollipop o.o you're shmexxy girl xoxo."
Omg did all these people really have lollipops? thats crayy! i meen, i guess I could suck dem all, but it would take a long time. well, for teg fest of the day, thats wat i did. it waz awesome cuz by teh end of the day i got 2 friend requestss from jeffree star and 7 from brookelle bones. i also got lyke, 5 from kiki kannibal. whoa! Those celebs have so many accounts! well, i accepted dem all. den I went over to mahh bestests friends house and killed her really quick. I went back to mah house, opend my myspace friend rehquists, and then i saw one from...
Fake author's note: Don't you all juss love how I builded up the suspense? Alondria is soo stupid! xD Even I could've figured out taht at least one of them was fake. Well, i gotta go bet back to mah really busy life. Now I'm gonna shamelessy self-promote myself waaaay too much! :D
Real author's note: Hey, guess what? I didn't build up suspense, again. Anyways, the picture won't actually be of Alondria, it will be of Corrina. I realized the title already had Alondria on it, but it would be too non-cliche to actually switch this chapter around! I'll just leave it there and let EVERYBODY point out the mistake xD Well, the over edited photo is just so amazing. My life isn't that busy, but I don't want to update too quickly. It takes the fun out of it at times. However, I really do need to hurry up, so I'll be updating much faster. That's the good news I guess? Anyways, you should definitely vote for this and comment because it's in the Watty Awards and stuff... However, I'm not going to force you, I'm just going to act like I'm forcing you! It's an amazing plan :D I hoped you really did like this though. Be waiting for the next chatper!
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