"Criminal Investigation for Bullying and Harassment?! Seriously?! What'd I do?!"
"Threatened to 'beat someone's ass'."
"Oh my God! That was an empty threat! Have you seen me? I'm fucking five foot two! Someone could throw me across a room if they wanted to!"
"Well it's a stupid thing to say and the lowest thing you've ever done and I refuse to stand up for you in this fight."
"You're my father! Seriously?! Well fine, at least the important people like Adian and Calista know the truth! Also, I'm going to win anyways. I have a group of at least five people that are actually willing to help me with this."
"Fine. But don't come crying to me when you end up in cuffs."
"It's not like I threatened to shoot up the school, jeez."
"It's Criminal Investigation, Skyler! This is your fault and now you gotta deal with it yourself!"
"Okay. I will. I didn't even want your help anyways."
"Okay. I'll see you Sunday. Goodbye, I love you. Please don't be mad. I'm just worried and trying to be a responsible parent."
"Yup, see you soon. Love you too."
*END OF CALL*
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Excerpts From Books I Will Never Write
RandomThe title explains it all. Some could be sad, some could be funny. It all depends on what comes to my mind in the middle of the night or whatever. So enjoy the ride of whatever my mind creates!
