Debbie now must have her way
So I'll arrange this wedding day
I've been on line and passed a test
So nuptials I can now attest.
I need a venue, or a place
With lots of rooms and loads of space,
I think it should be far away
From normal people for the day.
What with gnomes and drunken poets
There'll be trouble, I just know it!
Throwing haiku everywhere
And wearing senryu in their hair! (And that's just the men)
I need volunteers for food
And ushers who will not be rude
Someone who can bring a band
And others, just to lend a hand.
So come on, let me have your names
And don't try playing silly games
I'll soon arrange the wedding date
Then leave the rest all up to fate!!!!!!!
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Owain Glyn
