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Greenstar: Stupid cats! Why do they talk about those mangy two-leg food?!

Ivytail: Ohh!!! I heard tat!!!!

Greenstar: OMG!!! Pls don't tell!!! I'm begging ya!!!

Ivytail: GREENSTAR THAT COOKIE HATER SAID THAT WE R STUPID!!!

Bramblewing: Greenstar.....!

Cinderleg: That mangy crow-food eater..!

Woodpool: That fox dung...!

(whole clan starts scolding Greenstar)

Greenstar: SERIOUSLY WHY ARE ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT TWO-LEG FOOD!!!!

Blossompelt: THEN WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!!!!!!

Brownfur: YEA, AND THOSE ARE NOT TWO-LEG FOOD!!!

Logfur: Let's start a riot again!!!!

Whole clan: DOWN WITH GREENSTAR!!!! UP WITH COOKIE MONSTER!!!!

Greenstar: (mumbling to himself) now cookie monster... WTF!!!

Flowerclaw: OHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HE INSULTED COOKIE MONSTER!!!

Bubfeather: NOOO!!!! COOKIE MONSTER RULES!!!!

Stemleaf: GREENSTAR SHALL DIE!!!

Leaftail: (Comes to the rescue) Um... VIOLETPELT HAS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!

The clan: YAY!!! GIMME ONE!!!!

Violetpelt: Whaat??? I don't have any!!!!

The clan: COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Violetpelt: (Squashed by the crowd) LEAFTAIL!!!!!!!

Leaftail: ..... Um... I GONNA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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