Bramblewing: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO BRAMBLEWING'S APPRENTICE CAMP! OPEN FOR ALL APPRENTICES!
Bramblewing: Okay apprentices, first, lemme take your attendance. Riverpaw? Wetpaw? Duskpaw? Shorepaw? Fernpaw? Curlpaw?
All apprentices: HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Bramblewing: Okay, lets have our first lesson. In this camp, you will learn how to hunt, fight, the meaning of starclan and other things. Our first lesson is hunting, and Brownfur will be our teacher!
Brownfur: OK APPRENTICES LISTEN TO ME OR DIE K. FIRST YOU ALL GOTTA LEARN HOW TO STALK PREY. FERNPAW, TELL ME WHAT PREY WE CAN HUNT!
Fernpaw: Pretty unicorns that vomit rainbows! :D yay!
Brownfur: *slaps Fernpaw* ARE YOU MOUSEBRAIN? NO! SHOREPAW?
Fernpaw: *Cries and runs away*
Shorepaw: Um....
Brownfur: FASTER!!!
Shorepaw: Uh...
Brownfur: *Facepalms* FASTER OR I WILL!!!
Shorepaw: *panics* Uh..... BUTTERCORN!! UM NO I MEAN... NANDO'S!!!
Brownfur: Wad................. no. Duskpaw?
Duskpaw: CARROTS!!!
Brownfur: ARGH I QUIT! *SLAPS BRAMBLEWING AND STOMPS OFF*
Bramblewing: um well that ended fast....
