My New Home (A Gravity Falls Fanfic)

Chapter 3

By the time your reading this, the Wattpad glitch attack is either over or just about over. It was annoying! Lets get started!

Pacifica is seen arranging her new room when her Aunt called her down.

"What's wro.....WOAH!" Pacifica exclaimed.

Amelia is seen using a fire extingsher to put out an oven on fire.

"Turns out I cant make Korean Barbeque," said Amelia, "or anything edible."

The smoke detector then goes off scaring Pacifica.

"It's alright!" Amelia exclaimed.

Amelia stands on a chair and turns the smoke detector off.

"How did you feed toddler me?" Pacifica asked.

"You were running around chanting, 'I want a Happy Meal!' so you were easy," said Amelia, "those toys they gave you hypnotize your then still developing mind."

"Well you were the only person who ever gave me normal people food," said Pacifica.

"I don't think rich people food is that bad," said Amelia.

"We can't have tacos without caviar," said Pacifica, "and seasoned ground meat with fish eggs mixed together don't taste good at all."

"I stand corrected," said Amelia.

Amelia then opens the cupboard.

"Does Ramen sound good?" Amelia asked, "I can't screw up ramen."

"Eh," said Pacifica, "Food is food."

5 minutes later they are seen at the table eating bowls of ramen noodle soup with chop sticks.

"This is how you eat this," said Amelia.

Amelia then demonstrates by picking up some noodles with her chopsticks, blowing onto them, and slurping the noodles.

Pacifica giggles.

"Hey that is how you're supposed to eat them," said Amelia.

"I find it funny," said Pacifica.

"Well you for some reason have my sense of humor," said Amelia, "its still hard to believe you came out of my sister and her terrible husband."

"You never seemed to like my dad have you?" Pacifica asked.

"In all fairness you mother always went after rich boys," said Amelia, "at least to my knowledge, she was 16 when I was born."

"So my mom has always been a-"

"Gold digger?"

"Yeah!"

"Well lets just say Kanye may have wrote that stupid song about someone named Priscilla," said Amelia. (I don't like Kanye, he's overrated in my opinion)

"Yessh, that's scary to know about that now," said Pacifica.

Pacifica slurps up the last of her noodles.

"What do we do with the broth?" Pacifica asked.

Amelia replied, "This!"

Amelia picks up the bowl of broth and starts drinking it.

"Ew," said Pacifica.

Amelia finishes her broth.

"Don't knock it until you try it," said Amelia.

Pacifica starts drinking her broth.

"Not bad," said Pacifica, "but its pretty salty."

"Yeah that's the downside to instant ramen," said Amelia, "they tend to use all of the salt."

Pacifica giggles.

"That wasn't a joke," said Amelia.

"Oh," said Pacifica.

Ending off with a factoid. Anyway, see you guys next time.