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PATRICK: SPONGEBOB WHAT HAPPENED

SPONGEBOB: PLANKTON CHEATED

PLANKTON: CHEATED!!!! HOLD ON THERE BALDY *NEPTUNE TURNS FIRE OFF* OH GROW UP! WHAT, YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAME OF KICKBALL ON THE PLAYGROUND! YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO DEFEAT ME, FOOL!!!! AD YOU KNOW WHY?

SPONGEBOB: BECAUSE YOU CHEATED.

PLANKTON: NO, NOT BECAUSE I CHEATED, BECAUSE IM AN EVIL GENIUS, AND YOUR JUST A UHH, A KID! *LAUGHS* A STUPID KID! *LAUGHS*

EVERYBODY: *LAUGHS*

SPONGEBOB: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT PLANKTON, I AM JUST A KID

PLANKTON: OF COURSE IM RIGHT, OK NEPTUNE TIME TO KILL-

SPONGEBOB: AND YOU KNOW IVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT IN THE PAST 6 DAYS, 5 MINUTES, 27 AND A HALF SECONDS, IF I LEARNED ANYTHING DURING THAT TIME, IT THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

PLANKTON: THAT RIGHT, ALL RIGHT NEPTUNE-

SPONGEBOB: AND NO AMOUNT OF MERMAID MAGIC, OR MANAGERIAL PROMOTION, OR SOME OTHER THIRD THING CAN MAKE ME ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT I AM INSIDE... A KID

PLANKTON: THAT'S GREAT, NOW GET BACK AGAINST THE  WALL-

SPONGEBOB: BUT THAT'S OK!

PLANKTON: WHAT? WHATS GOING ON?

SPONGEBOB: CAUSE I DID EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAID A KID COULDN'T DO! I MADE IT TO SHELL CITY, AND I BEAT THE CYCLOPS, AND I RODE THE HASSLEHOFF, AND I BROUGHT THE CROWN BACK!!!

PLANKTON: ALL RIGHT WE GET THE POINT

SPONGEBOB:  SO YEA I'M A KID, AND ALSO A GOOFBALL, AND A WINGNUT, AND A KNUCKLEHEADMCSPAZ-A-TRON!!!!

PLANKTON: *COUGHS* WHATS GOING ON HERE?!

SPONGEBOB: BUT MOST OF ALL IM..

PLANKTON: SETTLE DOWN!

SPONGEBOB: IM..

PLANKTON: TAKE IT EASY!

SPONEBOB: IM...

PLANKTON: WHAT THE SCALLOPS!!!!!!!?????

SPONGEBOB: IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!! ROCK!!

PLANKTON: *SCREAMING*

SPONEBOB: YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER ( ROCK!!) WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!! ( ROCK!!!) GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER!!! (ROCK) PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY!  WELL THEN I GOT TO SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAY! (NO!) NO NO FREAKING WAY!!! IM A KID YOU SA! WHEN YOU SAY IM A KID, I SAY SAY IT AGAIN!, THEN I SAY THANKS! (THANKS!) THANK YOU VERY MUCH! SO IF YOU THINKING THAT YOU LIKE TO BE LIKE ME, GO AHEAD AND TRY, THE KID INSIDE WILL SET YOU FREE! IM A LEB A ZEE ME DO GA MA LE DO ME BE LE ZEE LOOB BE BOP!  IM A GOOFY GOOBER!! (ROCK)

PLANKTON: UHHG WHATS HAPPENING? HUH?

SPONGWEBOB: *BREAK DANCING*

PLANKTON: HIS DANCE MOVES ARE IMPRESSIVE! BUT IM IN CONTROL!! SEIZE HIM!!

SPONGEBOB: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * TURN INTO GUITAR LORD*

GUITAR: * SUPER AWESOME GUITAR SOLO*

SPONEBOB: *BLASTS PEOPLE'S HELMETS OFF WITH GUITAR BLAST*

FISH: IM FREE! I'VE BEEN FREED!!

PLANKTON: WHAT?

SPONGEOB: *BLASTS EVERYONE'S HELMET'S OFF*

PLANKTON: NO!!!!

SPONGEBOB: *CONTINUES SOLO AND BLASTING OF HELMETS*

PLANKTON: MY PRECIOUS HELMETS!!!

SQUIDWARD: *HELMET GET BLASTED OFF* HA

MRS. PUFF: OHH!

SANDY: YEEEE HAAAAA

GARY: MEOW

PLANKTON: HIS CHOPS ARE TOO RIGHTEOUS! THE HELMETS CANT HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ROCK AND ROLL!  KAREN DO SOMETHING!

KAREN: *CROWD SURFING* WEEEE YAY HEE HEE HA!

PLANKTON: ARRG ALL RIGHT THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! NEPTUNE I COMMAND YOU TO* NEPTUNE'S HELMET GETS BLASTED OFF*

MINDY: *GIVES NEPTUNE HIS CROWN* HERE YOU GO DADDY!

PLANKTON: I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

FISH: LOOK ITS THE WIZARD WHO SAVED US!!

PLANKTON: OUT OF MY WAY FOOLS *GETS RUN OVER*  OW OW OW OW AHHHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAA

THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO DO I HOPE YOU ENJOY! :D

 

 

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