11•where did you get my number?

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31st March
[4:39 pm]

"Bruh. Wassup?"

"Hey, princess. Haven't heard from you in almost a week."

"That's 'cause I was giving you space."

"But I didn't ask for space."

"Well I was giving it to, dumbass."

"Why?"

"I don't wanna be the reason you fail."

"Aww, looking out for me princess?"

"Nope."

"Then?"

"If you fail, you won't get to open a garage and then you won't get to bang your head against the wall 'cause of the stress and deal with snobby customers and question every single one of your life choices leading to your ultimate demise."

"..."

"And who am I to do that to you, dear Elsa?"

"That was dramatic. And harsh."

"Oh, how well you know me, Elsa."

"Beats me, princess."

"Soooo, whatcha' doing?"

"I'm driving home with my best friend."

"Ooh. Hey where'd you get my number?"

"What?"

"Where did you get my number?"

"Uh... I randomly punched it on my phone."

"Guess I can't argue with that. Why were you randomly punching numbers on your phone?"

"I was bored."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

[couple of minutes later]

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WE'RE STRANGERS! YOU'RE A STRANGER!"

"..."

"OH LORD I FUCKING WENT APE SHIT CRAZY ON A STRANGER I MET ON MY PHONE!"

"Seriously?"

"WHAT SERIOUSLY?"

"We've been talking for a month and you realize that just now?"

"IT DIDN'T MATTER BEFORE NOW!"

"Why the fuck not?"

"BECAUSE I WAS BORED!"

"And now you aren't?"

"HELL YES! 'CAUSE LOGAN IS COMING HOME TODAY!"

"..."

"Shit, he's gonna flip when he figures this out."

"..."

"The first thing he always does after seeing me is hack into my phone."

"..."

"Gosh, he's so nosy. It's so freaking annoying."

"..."

"Yo Elsa. You there?"

[5:06 pm]

"Hello?"

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