What we want to happen:I find your accent and ability to withstand the cold incredibly sexy
What really happens:"Why is that weirdo standing in the blizzard naked?" "I don't know honey"
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Minnesota One-Shots
RandomMy American half is Minnesotan, get used to the Chilly Puns and normal life here
What happens
What we want to happen:I find your accent and ability to withstand the cold incredibly sexy
What really happens:"Why is that weirdo standing in the blizzard naked?" "I don't know honey"