Minnesota One-Shots

EH?

(This contains bit of swearing so be warned good Christians and Abut is the accent Canadians and northerns say about)

America:Hey Minnesota Get that Viking horn out of your ass and come here
Minnesota:What do ye want eh?
America: So I invited Canada over wherever he is?
Canada:Im right here
America:Anyways why do you talk so weird and act so distant It's almost as though you are a different nationality?
Minnesota:What the heck are ya talking abut eh?
America:How in the name of saint Mary's fucking son are you still saying heck, grow a pair you rebel.
Canada:I personally like her passiveness really shows much abut her.
America: Wah!! Minnesota I think your house is haunted.
Minnesota:*Growls* yah it's the souls of dead packers, And it seems you've been hanging around Wisconsin for too long.
Canada: Oh never mind abut what I said earlier.
America: HahA you talk funny
Canada and Minnesota: what was that you just said abut us?
America: I like totally just complimented you what are you Iggy who has bad hearing?
Canada: WHATTT! *sulks*
Minnesota: great you made Canada cry and stop trying to change the subject.
America:Who now?
Minnesota: ugh ya just gotta ruin everything about this eh!!
America: Hey I let you have the super bowl!
Minnesota: which is ruining all my plans!
America: that's a privilege and just be glad that ... Who won?
Minnesota: dunno lets ask the author, Eh author.
Author:What I'm tying to type it all his dialogue is killing me.
America:quit your complaining and tell us who won?
Author: the super bowl, nobody yet why you asking
Minnesota:because the reader might be reading afterwards.
Author:Shit your right well hopefully the packers win.
Minnesota: what was that!!! Get him!!
Author: BLYAT I'm outta here.
------------------------------------------------- Canada: but nobody asked what I thought
Unknown: don't worry Canada we shall make Minnesotans fear you in the future for now we wait.
Canada: who are you (I'm canada)
Owen's disciple: don't worry comrade we shall make everyone on his side of the Volga fear us.