Twice Chatroom: LANE 1

C9: Breakup

sana: -breathes deeply-

nayeon: what's happening?

sana: we broke up.

nayeon: whom with you broke up?

sana: tzuyu.

nayeon: what?!!!! I thought tzuyu was loyal?

sana: i thought so too. but she wasn't.

nayeon: who was the one tzuyu exchanged with?

sana: Mina.

nayeon: that's why she kept quiet for a few days! And Mina too!

jihyo: why would tzuyu do that?!!

dahyun: probably because sana is gay.

chaeyoung: and momo too!

momo: shhh!!!!

jungyeon: excuse me, momo?

nayeon: what about me?

jungyeon: I don't know you.

sana: why are you guys giving me hate when I am the victim side?!!

dahyun: tzuyu had enough of you, having secret affairs she doesn't know about.

sana: well you're the only one who thinks that. Agree?

TWICE: NO!!!!!

sana: come on!

nayeon: now, why aren't they responding?

Mina: hi guys!!!

tzuyu: : |

sana: you piece of sht!!!!

Mina: geez, calm down. what did I do to you?

sana: you stole my wife!

tzuyu: I wasn't the one who cheated, but you.

sana: um, excuse me?

tzuyu: you betrayed me, sana.

dahyun: now, what did you do, sana?

sana: I just............

momo: -_-

jungyeon: why are you keeping a straight face, momo?

sana: fine, I cheated with momo.

TWICE: WhATTttttTttt!!!!!!

jungyeon: what the hell, momo!

momo: um, -runs away-

sana: -runs away with momo-

tzuyu: I think that's enough for 1 day to keep them quiet. Pay me now.

nayeon: we really owe you!

jihyo: here's your 100,000 won!

tzuyu: I gotta go, I have more 10 cf deals to do.

dahyun: a good brat.

chaeyoung: was there a thing called a good brat?

dahyun: she's a brat, but she does work for us.

jihyo: probably because she is our maknae.

Mina: at least I'm tzuyu's wife now!

jihyo: it's a joke.

jungyeon: I hate momo!

nayeon: seriously, it's just a fudging joke.

jungyeon: really! So she didn't cheat on me?

nayeon: yes!

jungyeon: yey!!

(I don't think this is the one that I thought, because I was actually going to give tzuyu and sana a bad relationship in future parts but I'll probably forget.)