I made this like, 4 years ago or something. It's quite literally the WORSE thing I've ever conceived. With that being said, to celebrate the release of Zootopia+, I'll be periodically republishing each of my 73 chapters. They will be completely unedited. For those who haven't already read it yet though...good luck....
Warning: this story is NOT ment to be taken seriously XD
Jack: *walking down a street* you know i had the most intriguing idea about how to spend our time this evening.
Casey: .-.
Jack: what?
Casey: you speak so weird °3°
Jack: that my dear runs in the family line.
Casey: interesting family line
Jack: indeed. It comes rather naturally
6: Just like this ass kicking you're about to receive! *steps in front of him*
Jack: *sighs* can we do this another time?
6: NOPE *has a knife*
Jack: 6 dont engage.
6: *throws it*
Jack: *catches* BOI you're trash
6: YURE FACE IS TRASH
Jack: =-= *smacks him*
6: *whimpers*
Jack: that response was appauling. Please get a life, leave me alone, and never return OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINAL CORD. do you understand?
6: .-. Yes
Jack: lol now leave
6: *runs into a pole XD LOL COMEDY HAHAHAHAHA kill me*
Casey: .-.
Jack: anyways i was planning on going to a restaurant or something.
Casey: we just went to a-
Jack: SHUSHGH! We cant refrence real life restaurants. Lol animal-lize it
Casey: ...uh...animal bees?
Jack: *ears start bleeding* okay i think i just attained critcal levels of cancer from that. I suggest we never try that ever again. *twitches*
Casey: you're pretty weird you know that.
Jack: not as much as your brother =b
Casey: *punches his arm* shut up *radio makes noises* we have a task!
Jack: WE DO!? *gasp* TO THE BATMOBILE *slides over the hood of the car*
Casey: *rolls her eyes and follows*
Jack: *enters* okay. Whats the coordinates?
Casey: *gets in* idk lol
Jack: *sighs* woman. Dont worry i got it *drives to to place* IM EPIC! *crawls out the window and falls on his head* ow *gets up and dust himself off*
Crimnal: .-.
Jack: uh YOU! surrender or you will be apprehended *relizes he doesn't have a weapon* ...by her
Crimnal: ....*slowy aims gun at them*
Jack: OY! *Gets behind car*
Crimnal: *sprays bullets everywhere*
JACK: CASEY I NEED HALP
Casey: *gives him an 9 millimeter*
Jack: okay one second *slows his breathing* perfect *shoots him in the chest*
Crimnal: *stops*
Jack: *moves from car and keeps shooting him as he get closer towards him*
Crimnal: *falls*
Casey: did you just kill him?!
Jack: nah. People this big are merely incapacitated.
Casey: phew.
Jack: no come on. I think thats enough for one day
Lol i dont even know what this is XD
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