VODKA [Original]

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Jack: *wakes up* where the hell?

Evil Jack: HEY your awake. Or In this case asleep

Jack: *looks around* what is this place

Evil Jack: this my friend is paradise *casey is tied up in chair* where nobody but OURSELVES MATTER *aims gun at her head*

Jack: *aims gun at him* CHK URSELF B34ORE U WRACK SURESALF

Evil Jack: PFFF HAHAHA you can't kill yourself jack

Jack: me and you are completely different though .÷.

Evil Jack: I'd day otherwise but that might sound cliche *puts his head in front of jacks pistol* come on

Jack: .-. Uhhhb

Evil Jack: you can't pull it can you

Jack: nu because im a nice Person .-.

Evil Jack: no this is a simulation. *walks around Casey* what if something like this happens Jack? Then what?

Jack: ill stop them with my SWEG

Evil Jack: stop them? you can't even stop me. Lol im pure cheese xd

Jack: .-. Yes...yes you are

Evil Jack: *casey dissolves* so
..care about Casey?

Jack: I love casey :3

Evil jack: well If you really Care you'll let go.

Jack: I can't just "let go" what is this frozen?

Evil Jack: i hate that movie .-.

Jack: I was never a fan of it myself- WAIT you do relize this story is humor right? I think your in thw wrong genre .3.

Evil Jack: what wait?

Jack: HUMORS

EVIL JACK: HUMOR....I've been in the wrong story .-. hmm. Well my bad. *grabs a knife* ill send on your way now

Jack: wait wut

Evil Jack: *stabs in the chest*

[Real world]

Jack: wow I have some weird ass dreams

Casey: *smacks him* WATCH YOUR PROFANITY XDXDXD

JACK: =3=

4 years down the line: I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I haven't even been reading these chapters I'm reposting lol. Uhh I think this just a revised version of last chapter? Dunno, don't care!