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Johnny:
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake....
It's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies...
Onion rings are vegetable donuts...
Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts...
If tomato is a fruit, that makes ketchup a jam...
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed...
When a pregnant woman swims, she's basically a human submarine...
A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt...
Using your laptop to buy a new laptop is like asking it to dig it's own grave...
The roof of your mouth is actually more like a ceiling...
If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I would never need a dollar...
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SMH: The Outsiders Ships {fandom trash}
FanfictionNOTE: I do not own any of the main characters. They are owned by S.E. Hinton. One-Shots(and more) Of our favorite greasers! I hope you enjoy! Keep in mind, REQUESTS ARE OPEN, so feel free to message me or comment in the story. There is a teeny...
