They were in love so even though it was illegal they did the Do bc why the fuck not fuck the police but not really because you'd probably get arrested if you fucked a police person and it would mean them cheating on each other, unless Google counts as the police bc then threesome that's how that works yes definitely let's just ignore the fact that google might not even exist in actual corporal form just so that we can have smuts for shits and giggle ANYWAY..
THEY KISSY KISS whoops caps didn't mean to yell sorry and then they get nakey bc that's how the smex works I think they nakey and still kissy kiss bc they in love #FULLHOMOBRO were blowjobs invented before 1912 I don't even know and I don't want to google it (heh google) who even wakes up one day and thinks 'today I'm going to suck a dick' anyway (*cough* Capt Jack Harkness *cough*) OOH MOANA IS PLAYING OOOOO but Geric Do smex tHinGs bc this is the smex that is happening I just had a thought I don't think lube was a thing in the fucjin 1912s either so someone's butt is going to hurt also I'm pretty sure condoms were invented in the 80s or something so they could get STDs because they didn't have RS lessons on the smex and how if you want nuts you should eat a snickers. At least they're both legal I guess oh wait it's illegal so even though they're adulty-dos they're not legal you naughty children BAD CHILDREN no smex will happen bc they don't want to be arrested oh wait they're already nakey I forgot that whoops well anyway THEY DO THE SMEX AND THEN THEIR CHANCE OF DYING OF AN STD INCREASES BY A LOT. They happy though
The Birlings are confused as to why this happened and so am I
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Geric - an inspector calls fanfiction
FanfictionI sincerely hope this gets me extra credit for English lit
