Ichigo & Kon

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Kon: What the hell is with the name Kon?!
Ichigo: Saying kaizou konpaku every time is annoying. Kon is good enough for you.
Kon: That doesn't mean you can call me Kon! It makes me sound like an idiot. I know! Why don't you call me Kai from the first word, kaizon?
Kai sounds nice! Call me Kai!
Ichigo: No way!
Kon: Why?
Ichigo: Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were called that.
Kon: You bitch...

Anime: Bleach

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