England: You don’t know me! I’m the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better than you any day!
America: Dude, calm down…
England: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old frog face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond a raw mutual hatred for France but nuh-uh. YOU DIDN’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAY I THINK THAT’S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!
Anime: Hetalia
(Since he's drunk he said 'held' instead of 'hold' and 'locker' instead of 'liquor')
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Funny Anime Quotes
RandomFUNNY ANIME QUOTES!!! Collection of anime quotes that I think are funny! Dialogue also! If theres one that's not in here that you'd like to be just tell me! Give the quote, anime name and the name of the character who said it. ^.^
