Weird but funny texts I have had with MAXXIE AND JIMMY!!

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Me: Heyyy Maxxie!! Im bored!!

Maxxie: Ohhh can I come over and entertain you ;)

Me: ewwww you pervert!! You will NOT come over and see me in my cupcake shorts and shirt!

Maxxie: Ohh babe, you know you want my touch!

Me: HAHAHA nooo I dont cuz then Id have MAXXIE GERMS!! EWWWY!!

Maxxie: Oh come on baby please dont be so mean?

Me: IMMA BE MEAN TO U UNTIL I GET MY F*CKING CUPCAKE B*TCH!!

Maxxie: Awwww your to hyper for all that sugar!!

Me: I dont get hyper from sugar i get high from air and drunk from life! so ahahaha

Maxxie: oh so imma have to kill you?

Me: You touch me I will literally cut you up and feed you to snuggles!

Maxxie: NOOO SNUGGLES IS AN EVIL BUNNY!!

Me: OHHH SNUGGLES WHERE ARE YOU? oh there you are. You wanna eat Maxxie?

 Maxxie: NO snuggles doesnt like me! He will eat me! Wait whyd you name that demon a girls name?

Me: Cuz B*TCH I can!!

Maxxie: Im not a B*TCH cuz that what snuggles is!!

Me: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BUNNY A F*CKING B*TCH!!!

Maxxie: Well u threated to feed me to it?!

Me: ooooohhhh GUESS WHAT!!!??

Maxxie: What?

Me: I got a new bunny named bob and its a girl and they mated!! More snuggles and bobs!

Maxxie: AHHHF*CKNOB*TCH!!! you are phyco!!

Me: Do u want a baby bunny?

Maxxie: NOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOONNOOOOOONOOOOONOOONONONONONONO!!

Me: Imma offer one to your mom cuz she always wanted one!!

Maxxie: NOOO I SWARE IF U DO I WILL SHOVE A SQUID DOWN UR THROAT!!

Me: NOOONOOONO SQUIDS!!

Maxxie: that is soooo funny please retell me the story?

Me: F*CK NOOO I WILL SEND SNUGGLES AFTER YOU!! ITS TRAMITIZING!!

Mattie: please? oh lets start where you jumped from the dock in a bikini...

Me: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Maxxie: ohh I know your parents arent hom so Im coming over with Jimmy!!

Me: NOOOO I dont want you to!!

Maxxie: SHUT UP B*TCH YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME THERE!! AND ILL BUY YOU ICECREAM!

Me: NOOOO I WANT A CUPCAKE!!!
Maxxie: Oh well u get icegream see you in 30 min. BYEEEEEE

Me: Fine but im wearing a cupcake outfit!!!

Maxxie: nawww gurlll cover that hot body cuz jimmy will cry when u kiss him! 

Me: not my fault Im a hot girl and he is so gay he crys when i kiss him!

Maxxie: Whatever just no kissing him he is my boyfriend yaknow

Me: hahaha someones jelous that im kissing a gay guy!

Maxxie: SURE AM!!! NOW BYE BE THER IN 30 and cover up!

Me: nawww im good and byeeeee!!!

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