hey guys, im going camping tomorrow until sunday. im not leaving i promise, just don't unfollow me bc of this. this camp leader gave me this big ass camp list of things i need to bring. half the shite that's on this list i won't even fucking need.
for example;
'mosquito cream'
BETCH DO YOU REALLY THINK IM GONNA GET FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES IN FUCKING ENGLAND! GURL, THERE AIN'T EVEN NO FUCKING MOSQUITO IN ENGLAND LET ALONE FUCKING 56 DEGREES TO EVEN GET THE DAMN THINGS!
alcohol won't unlock
the smoke
or the mirrors
it just
brings
shivers
and makes you choke
on
your
tongue
