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CHAT #8

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This is not exactly a chat and it's not exactly creepy.

It's a phone call, got bored with texts.

Jasmine is at her grandparents' house and Theo is at home, 500 miles away from Jasmine.

It's five in the evening.

Jasmine- BOLD

Theo- NORMAL

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Do you have any clue what I'm going through right now?

No baby, I have no clue!

Of course you don't. Only girls have to go through all this shit! So just shut the fuck up.

Okay Jaz! Whatever you say.

Good. So what are you doing?

Nothing love, mom's making waffles.

And you're eating them without me?

Well, you're a good five hundred miles away...

So?

That doesn't give you permission to eat them without me!

But babe...

Don't 'babe' me Theo. This isn't fair.

What isn't fair?

You eating waffles without me ISN'T FUCKING FAIR.

Baby, stop shouting, your parents will think we're fighting!

Aren't we?

Over waffles? NO!

Yes we are fighting!

Jasmine, I would rather not eat waffles if it means we wouldn't fight.

Then don't.

Okay

You aren't eating, are you?

Mmhmm. No. Nada.

Good boy.

You mean good man.

Yup.

So, what are you gonna do all summer without me?

Probably entertain myself by finding another guy?

HEY!

Haha! Just kidding!

You shouldn't.

It's actually boring without you.

See! You can't last a day without me. How can you survive three months?

I'll be fine! Gosh! I can imagine you smirking right now!

Yes baby, I am.

It is boring though.