I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile.
⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to t...
I wanted to do something special for this occasion so there's gonna be 30 puns, pickup lines and quotes because I bet you were thinking I'd do 100. I'm sPoNtAnEoUs wowow nO oNe sAw tHiS cOmInG!!1!
I'm a disappointment.
I'm sorry.
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1. What do you call dental x-rays? Tooth pics.
2. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
3. Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection except one. He will never give you Up.
4. What do you call a belt made entirely of watched? A waist of time.
5. What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1.
6. Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months.
7. What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
8. I was going to tell an airplane joke, but you wouldn't understand it. It's way over your head.
9. What kind of dog is always surprised? A chi-wow-ah.
10. How do spiders communicate? Through the worldwide web.
11. What rock group have four men that don't sing?
12. What do houses wear? Addresses.
13. Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
14. You shouldn't kiss anyone on January 1st because it's only the first date.
15. "Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful." - Unknown
16. Why isn't Cinderella on the soccer team? Her coach is a pumpkin.
17. Why did the florist run out of business? Too many problems a rose.
18. "A ship is always safe at shore but that is not what it's built for." - Albert Einstein
19. On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
20. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl
21. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
22. Is math your favorite subject? Because you're pretty at every angle.
23. "Accept what is. Let go of what was. Believe in what will be." - Unknown
24. Is your face from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A frostbite.
26. I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
27. When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
28. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.
29. Do you have a map? I get lost in your eyes.
30. "I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good." - Roald Dahl
