A/N: Hello! Happy Father's Day! Well, depending on where you live. But anyways, here's a special chapter with lots of dad jokes to celebrate. Thanks dads.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I tried to catch fog this morning. I mist.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
I just learned sign language. It's pretty handy.
I once tried to learn to play the trumpet. But I blew it.
I've just been diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple.
What does Batman like with his drink? Just ice.
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Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes
RandomI have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile. ⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to t...
