#1 HoO Parodys

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#1 HoO Call me Maybe/TGIF/12 days of christmas

Leo: I made a ship just to sail

Piper: I hate my mom can't you tell?

Percy: Got Judo flipped by a girl

Annabeth: I miss you seaweed brain!

Frank: My life depends on a stick

Hazel: I stood on a pile of schist

Jason: Keep getting hit by some bricks

Hedge: But your all still cupcakes

Leo: My bike was rollin'. Get back Nymphs were coming

Piper: Charm speak all the monsters

Percy: Annabeth may need some saving!

Percy: Hey I just killed you, and this is crazy

Leo: Destroy Argoll, got to Tartarus maybe

Nico: Its hard to breathe right, somebody save me

Hazel: we must save Nico, because he saved me!

Leo: Hey I just meet you, and I am crazy

Jason: my dad is Jupiter, and my memorys hazy

Annabeth: and all the spiders are, trying to chase me

Gaea" I'll awake from slumber...You cant escape me 

Percy: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

Leo: I put Festus as the head

Piper" I called Percy unimpressive

Jason: Its because she likes me best

Hazel: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

Frank: I wanted to kill Leo

Leo: So I made team Leo instead

Annabeth: I got caught sleeping with-

Percy: ~whispers~ shhh...Annabeth!...

Hedge: LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!!! DO IT AAAAAAAAAAL AGAIN!!!!

On The 12th day of Christmas Uncle Rick gave to me!:

12 Immortal gods

11 Years of writing

10 Amazing books

9 Prophecies

8 "Dam" metions

7 demigods

6 months of missing

5 YEARS OF HELL

4 girls on Percy

3 per a quest

2 half-blood camps...

AND A VERY SEXY LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!! :D

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