Me: HELLO! And welcome back to-
Everyone: Nalu: That Damn Cat
Mira: NALU!
Happy: AYE SIR!
Mira: NALU!
Happy: AYE SIR!
Natsu: how long is this going to go on for?
Lucy: who knows?
Me: let's start!
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Lucy p.o.v
Mira was squealing. Very loud. Everyone is looking at her.
"Mira!" I hiss at her. "Cut it out!"
"BUT IT'S SO EXCITING!" Mira squeals. I groan and rest my head on my hand. Mira looks at my head and gasps and exaggerated gasp. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"What now?" I ask, getting a headache.
"LUCY HAS A PWEDDY FWOWER IN HER HAIR!" Mira says, losing her ability to speak properly. My face goes red. I'd forgotten it was there! I reach up and take the fwower, as Mira put it, and held it in my hand, smiling. Mira stares at me intently.
"Mira?" I ask and she hums in response. Before you know it, there's a loud squealing...so loud it nearly brought the guild crumbling down.
Happy p.o.v
A few minutes ago
"What was that about lil'buddy?" Natsu asks.
"Nothing...just secret code." I reply.
"Back to what you wrote." Gray says. "Doesn't that implicate things with..." He makes a face gesturing to Lisanna, though she doesn't see. Natsu looks long and hard at something.
"What is it Natsu?" Lisanna asks curiously.
"What does impl-implicate mean?" He asks.
"I'll explain later." I tell him. "Just...worsen in this case." Natsu silently 'oh's.
"It does a bit." Natsu responds.
"Lisanna, we should really get going." Bixlow, who I forgot was here, says.
"Oh, right!" Lisanna says. She kisses Natsu on the cheek before she and Bixlow leave.
"Where are they going?" I ask.
"Shopping." Gray explains. "But you gotta chose flame brain."
"I know. I-" Natsu starts but is interrupted by a VERY loud squealing Mira.
Lucy p.o.v
I MADE A MISTAKE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
"Quick! Hold that beam up!" Someone yells. A group of people rush around a beam and support it.
"OPEN GATE OF THE BULL! TAURUS!" I yell, pulling out his key, and Taurus appears. He's about to say something perry when I interrupt him "less perving more STOPPING THE GUILD FROM COLLAPSING!" He runs to the doorway and holds it up. I see a beam about to fall and I rush to it. I push against it to stop it from falling t I'm not strong enough. I try to summon another spirit, but if I take a hand off of the beam, it'll collapse.
I feel a warm presence behind me and two hands help me keep it in place.
"You should really ask for help Luce." Natsu's voice says. His breath tickles my neck and I blush. My heart races.
"Y-Yeah....T-Thanks." I stutter from embarrassment. What am I doing! We've slept in the same bed (me: put your hand up if your dirty mind went places it shouldn't have | Mira: *raises hand* | me: of course...) and NOW I'm getting like this?!
"They liiiiiiiike each other!" Happy says above us. We both look up to see him helping.
"Shut up you damn cat!" We both yell.
This beam is heavy.
"Mira! Stop squealing!" Someone yells.
"I caaaaan't!" She manages to say. "NALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Come on guys, one last push!" Natsu encourages us.
"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"
"3." Happy starts the count.
"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"
"2." Natsu says.
"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"
"1!" I half yell and we push it as hard as we can. It eventually falls back into the hole in which it was originally built.
"Whoo!" Natsu says, wiping his brow. I look over at Mira who passed out.
"At least she's quiet." Happy says.
"Yeah...any idea what set her off?" Natsu asks.
"N-No!" I say, blood rushing to my cheeks. "N-Not a clue! Heh...."
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Me: don't you dare...
Mira: NALUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Natsu: MY EARS!
Mira: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Lucy: RUN!
Mira: -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Happy: AYE SIR!
Mira: -UUUUU-
Me: SHUT UP! I HAVE A HEADACHE!
Everyone: *silence*
Me: finally, I can hear myself think, anyway, everyone say bye!
Everyone: byieeee!
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Nalu: That Damn Cat (completed)
FanfictionHappy loves Lucy like a mother. He wants Lucy to be his new mother. But Natsu, being the dense idiot he is, doesn't realise his feelings for the blonde. It's up to the damn cat to make Nalu sail. (I OWN NOTHING, ALL RIGHTS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS...
