Stuffit Muffet's had enough
Of all these curds
And whey, and stuff,
She's off to the Pub
To play some pool,
Drink gallons of Lager
And act the fool.
And as for that Poet,
If he should come past
She'll shove her pool cue,
Right up his...........nose?
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Owain Glyn
