1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫

866) im broke

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Mary: But peter! How could you say that? I love you! I would die for you?

Peter: Really? How soon?

Mary: Peter! Say you love me, please? Say you love me!

Peter: You love me...Nah kidding... Since we met, I can't eat or drink...

Mary: Why not ??

Peter: I'm broke.