856) fingered

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*true story*

In maths last week, my techer was standing on a chair doing god knows what, and his fingers where near the fan and looked like they were gonna get cut off, so my friend said

"sir, your about to get your fingers cut off"

he replied

"oh, thank you for caring fro my safety"

"oh, I don't care about your safety I just dont wana get finger all over me"

she sat there thinking for a moment then said

"...i dont wanna get fingered"

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