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@Lovepad☑️: You've got five minutes from this message!
So get your flirt on!
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Dan: HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEER
Me:Um, hi.
Dan: REEREFGVBHKJJJKKKK
Me: Sorry what?
Me: I didn't quite get that.
Dan: Hehehe.
Dan: Knock knock.
Me:Okay.
Me: Who's there?
Me: ?
Dan: Whoooo's wherrr?
Me:You said knock knock.
Dan: Whooozz therrrr?
Me:Oh my god.
Dan: WAIT!!!
Dan: Are you thee pizza 🍕 girl???
Me: What?
Me: No.
Dan: Coz me pizza slice looooks weird?
Dan: It's a square.
Dan: Anddd its glowin
Dan: I ORDERED FUCKEN ALIEN PIZZA!!!
Me: ...
Dan: DO YOU THINK IF I EAT IT ILL BECOME SUPERMAN????!!!!
Dan: And be all green and muscular like him?
Me: I think your caps key is stuck.
Dan: WELL DO YOU
Me: Isn't that the hulk?
Dan: FUCK MARVEL.
Me:Okay. Never mind then.
Dan: dont hurt my feeelings kay?
Me: I didn't mean too.
Me: I won't.
Dan: promise?
Me: Yeah
Dan: Gooood.
Dan: Hehehehe
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