Runner Advantage and Disadvantages

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A/N: This is funny inside joke and I wanted to publish it. Dedicated to my friend E.

Advantage:

Speed

Great lungs

Great legs ;D

Mostly in great shape/condition

Get to know a lot of people

Socialization

Hobby

You can get medals and trophies :D

Knowledge about running

Competitions

Have fun!

Disadvantages:

No time for a life outside of running if on a team

If your on your period

Leg/butt/body cramps

Throwing up

Dehydration

Falling

Breaking something

If it's freezing cold and or super hot

Can get really really really tired

Soreness

Hurting yourself

If it's raining really hard

Getting yelled at by your coach

Getting over 3rd or 5th place

Bad time

@$!#/^&*()@$!#/^&*()@$!/#^&*()&(!)

How a girl runner flirts with a guy runner:

*flexes calves*

"Oh yeah look at these rocks."

*winks and smiles*

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