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"i think you broke the lock on our door!"

"oops!"

"the hell?"

"what's wrong?"

"this isn't slapjack, rocky."

"huh?"

"this is speed, you dumbo."

"oh, i didn't know."

"in slapjack, you slap."

"quite a lot too, moron."

"you shut it, reina."

"who's playing right now?"

"we're doing a tournament thingy, i just won against Luci."

"i want in."

"and who are you?"

"you don't need to know."

"she's a handful of piss."

"sure, that."

"so you're pissy?"

"not pissy. just a handful of it."

an

i ate some green grapes too fast and now i have the hiccups i mean i dont like myself a lot but i think i deserve better than this