seriously?

cliche fanfics (part III)

you know i could keep going so yeah...

-adopted by one dee

Hi. Im kylie. im an orphan with a TO DIE FOR BODY who wears baggy hispter clothes and enough money to afford my own personal monkey, but i dont use it bc i live in on the streets begging for money. 

anyways, i woke up 2day and guess wut????

liam payne was standing in frunt of mi. omfg?!?!? he took my and and whispered, 

"ARE YEW ADOPTED???!??!?!" Really loud. like i lied, it wusnt a whisper. ANYWAYS since he was incredibely hot, i jumped in his arms and yelled DADDY

I met the boyz, i called them that bcuz we were that close wif eech odur. so ya. 

"Haz, put on some clothes!?!?!?" I yelled the next morning as he walked in. I sheld my eyez bc ew. no one wants to see the hunky hawtty without his clothes (teehee)

"I like being nekkeeed" He yelped and ran out. I shrugged and watched sum news when Liam walked in with his new girlfriend, who i hated. My heart felt torn.

Later that day Louis told me he adopted me. Yay.

My life was complete. ITs not like i was in love with my "dad" and i was the same age as them. it was fine, okay?

the end.

NO COMMENT 

just kidding

every single comment ever, bc she is a frikkin MODEL living out on the streets all of a sudden you get picked up my liam payne and adopted and obviously louis does it bc hes the oldest  and you fall in love with liam bc you know, who doesnt and harry runs around naked and zayn my poor baby isnt even in the thing and at the end you dare mention niall is at nandos i will

cut you.

GOSH

-best friend when we were little

"YOu came back?!" I yelled as I hugged him bc it's not like he left me and forgot me for the part 10 years, you know...

"I realized.." NIall HOran blushed as I tackled him.

"WHat?" I teased, sticking my tongue out, bc we were THAT close. We were bffs 5evah and now he had come back to mullingar, ireland bc you nkow we all still lived there, no one moved, he lived there his whole life.

right?

"I love you."

I died. and then came back o life bc niall horan loved me. and i loved him.

two days later after all of teh drama, we got maried and had two kids named

kylie jr and starbucks. and a third one naed nandos, so niall could love if just as mych as he loved nandos.

everything is wrong with that.

ew.

PART 4??? LOL YOU GUYS ARE PROBZ SO TIRED OF THIS ANNOYING BULL*** BUT WHATEVSSSS

commmmemememeemmeemmemnt pwease.

its been a rough day.

k bye.