Dear journal,
Luke kissed me. He fucking kissed me. We were playing checkers in the living room today while Michael and Calum were in the other room getting soda and he kissed me. He leaned in and his soft tender lips touched mine as if an angel slapped me. I've heard angels are really gentle if you catch my drift. He wrapped his oh so strong arms around my waist and the checker table tipped over. I was in his arms just kissing his lips and when his hand left my waist and landed on my zipper to my jeans...
I WOKE UP.
It was a dream!
I had a wet dream about Luke Hemmings and when I woke up I was in such an uncomfortable position. I didn't want to get rid of my 'issue' all by myself so I just sat in bed until it slowly and painfully went away. I mean, a few times i had to stick my hand down my pants and give the 'issue' a little bit of a helping hand, but it went away sure enough and I went down stairs and faced the others,
of course as SOON as I saw Luke and his slender long fingers my "friend" decided to re appear and the amount of laughs i got from the others was so embarrassing.
Thank god no one knew where I got the issue from.
Lets hope this never happens again.
Although, I wouldn't mind if it wasnt dream Luke who caused it. If you catch my drift.
Ashton
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