Famous Paper
Paper, oh Paper!
Clinging to this book.
I need a good hook.
Paper, oh Paper,
Reel in the readers in.
Give all who read this a nice little grin.
Paper, oh Paper,
With words from the heart,
Help me to one day drop you in a shopping cart.
Paper, oh Paper,
In debt of you I am.
And I promise, those words aren't a shame.
Paper, oh Paper,
Now full of lead,
I hope this is the best thing you've ever read!