Jimin: Why doesn't anYONE loVe me. I have the bodY OF A GOD. *downs another bottle* ziimiinnn *passes out*
Rap Monster: yoU KNoW. *hiccups* I'm not reALLY a master of her bra. *has trouble tying his own damn shoe*
Suga: *pulls out his big rings* aAye shawty. Lemme show you ma big car wHILe I take u to Ma Big House. Swaggggg. $$$$
Jin: *passed the f*ck out after one shot*
J-Hope: *on his 3rd bottle* life is great guys. I love all of you. Did you know that. You're all so wonderful. You bring hope into MY world. *RapMon throws his shoe at him*
V: *has a full on conversation with a ladybug* you and me are the sAME. I remember I had to be like you beFore. I felt... fRee.
Jungkook: *looks at his hyungs with disgust* Bunch of f*cking lightweights. *downs his 10th bottle of apple juice*
