EXO sinabihan mo na buntis ka.
Suho: Talaga magiging tatay na ako? /yakap ng mahigpit sayo/
D.O: /nanlaki mata/ Teka teh! Masyado ba masarap ang niluto ko at nabuntis ka agad agad?!
Chanyeol: /derp smile; hinimas tyan mo/ Baby naririnig mo ba si daddy?
Sehun: Bunthit ka?! Teka tatawagan ko thi Lulu. Uwaaaaaah!
Luhan: Yes! Lalake na ako /tumalon/
Tao: Di bale babe lampin ng anak natin gucci /winks/
Chen: Buntis ka? Ay weh? Baka bilbil lang iyan /tawang tawa/
Ikaw: Leshe ka! /sinampal/
Chen: Teka babe! /hinarap ka at hinalikan sabay tingin sayo ng seryoso/ joke lang babe ito naman. Chen Jr.
Lay: Sino buntis? Paano? O___O
Xiumin: Babe dapat kasing xiupao ko yung baby ah?
Kris: You're pregnant with my child? /smirk/ Bitch please. Okay lang mangarap ate pero mahiya ka naman. Jusmee. Push mo pa ate.
Baekhyun: Weyt yung eyeliner ko masisira, halikan na lang kita /hinalikan ka/
Kai: Yun oh! Nagbunga din pinaghirapan ko!
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EXO'S REACTION WHEN THEY READ FANFICS AND FANDOM JOKES.
Suho: I am not that short!
Kai: For the last time, I am not a stripper or a whore!
Sehun: I do not thpeak like that!
Baekhyun: Why do i always put eyeliner there?
D.O: People really love messing with my eyes...
Luhan: What? No! I do not even have Hello Kitty Collections.
Tao: OMG. Gege! They call me a Gucci Diva!
Kris: The whole world really knows
how handsome am i. *smirks*
Chanyeol: hahaha. this is so much funny! hahahaha
Chen: God Bless this Fucking Story!
And then there's Lay..
Lay: *throws laptop out of the window* wait.. im a member of exo?
(CTTO)
