Exo Scenario

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WHEN EXO MEET SADAKO AND THEIR REACTIONS. 

SUHO: *Kumuha mg Agua Bendita* LAYAS MASAMANG ESPIRITTO. !!
*binato kay sadako. Nagkabukol*

BAEK: Gurl, ampangit ng make-up mo! Tara dito ayusin natin yan

YEOL: WOW~ ANG GALING PANO KA NAKALABAS SA TV.?? TURUAN MO NAMAN AKO PLEARE*derp Smile

CHEN: WALA DITO ANG BALON MO! DUN KA NALANG SA POOL

KAI: NANG-IINSULTO KA BA. ? IKAW NA MAPUTI.*walkout*

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Xiumin: Ang pagibig sayo ni Luhan ay parang Kahapon, HINDI NA MAIBABALIK.

Sehun: Ang pagibig naman sayo ni Luhan ay parang Siopao, BOLA-BOLA lang 

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EXO AS YOUR FANBOY BUYING TICKET FOR YOUR CONCERT

SUHO: I want SVIP Passage and SVIP Ticket to her Concert. /Waves money in front of the Cashier/

KAI: I don't have money but I have this. /show his abs/
Cashier: Ok, H-Heres the Ticket /le dies/

D.O: Good Day. I'm the one who assigned to deliver the Food for /insert your name/. Give me the All Access ticket.

CHANYEOL: Annyeong. /Derp/ Give me VIP Ticket to her Concert Or else I'll--
Cashier: /Got scared/ H-Here.

BAEKHYUN: I'm her Make up artist. Mind to give me my Ticket?

SEHUN: Yehet. I'm done selling bubble teas, How much is VIP Ticket?
Cashier: VIP Ticket costs 15,000
SEHUN: HUWAAAT? /le faints/
LUHAN: SEHUNNIEEE~ Wake up! Wake up.

LAY: Did I bring my wallet with me? Have you seen it?

XIUMIN: /cute eyes/ I want to come to her concert. Can you give me free ticket? Promise, I won't eat your foods anymore.

TAO: /wushu the cashier/ HA! I got ticket in just 3 seconds.

KRIS: Guys, Pay for my ticket. I forgot to bring my wallet.

CHEN: How much is the Ticket again?
Cashier: SVIP costs 20,000 while VIP is 15,000
CHEN: HA! I can buy tickets for EXO now. Guys, my treat for /insert your name/'s concert.
SUHO: How?
CHEN: I sell TAO's Gucci bags. /le runs/
^ctto^

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