Annoying Poking

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Me: *Sitting on tree branch drawling in sketch pad* baby I've been lovin praying hard, no more sittin there counting dollars
We'll be counting Stars...

*Crumble*

Me: *Stops and looks down* Who's there?

*Silence*

Me: *Shrugs and draws* But Babe I've been lovin prayin hard, no more sittin there counting dollars we'll be counting stars,

*Crumble Crunch*

Me: okay that's it! Who's down there?!

Boo!

Me: AHHH! *Smacks something behind me with sketchpad and doesn't stop*

Jack: OW! MASHA STOP ITS ME!

Me: Jack you BAKA what are you doing?! *Stops*

Jack: *Shrugs*

Me: baka! *Smacks him again with sketch pad*

Jack: okay okay sorry!

Me: *Continues drawling and doesn't sing*

Jack: why don't you sing?

Me: cause I don't want to. I don't sing!

Jack: yes you do I just heard you!

Me: You what?! No that wasn't me that was an owl!

Jack: Owls are awake at night.

Me: That was a bat!

Jack: Same with bats.

Me: You watch to much Nature channels!

Jack: hm.

Me: *Draws* go away.

Jack: No.

Me: Go.

Jack: make me!

Me: That's it! *Starts poking him in the shoulder*

Jack: what are you doing?

Me: poking you.

Jack: whatever. You can't possibly think you can annoy me like that.

Me: Really? Watch me!

<20 MINUTES LATER>

Jack: you done?

Me: *pants* Nope! *Keeps poking*

Jack: I bet your hands hurt.

Me: Nope!

Jack: you sure?

Me: Yup! *Keeps poking*

Jack: *Grabs her hands* Stop that's not gonna annoy me it's Going to make me sleep.

Me: ........

Jack: *let's go*

Me: *keeps poking*

Jack: *Grabs hands again* Stop Masha.

Me: .....

Jack: serious that's gonna make me sleep.

Me: That's what I want!

Jack: *Smirks* What with me?

Me: say W-what?! N-no!

Jack: oh I see how it is so you don't like me?

Me: Y-Yes i do but- stop doing that!

Jack: what? *Teases* So you want to ignore me? Alright okay fine. *Jumps off tree and walks off*

Me: *Mumbles* I hate him for this...but I hate my self even more for doing this.... *Runs after him* YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Jack: what did you mean?

Me: I told you!

Jack: I didn't hear you say anything. *Lifts mask and gives her ear*

Me: I said.....*Screams in his ear* I ALREADY TOLD YOU!!!

Jack: OW! *Clutches ears*

Me: *Snickers*

Jack: I heard that little snicker....and your gonna get it! *Chases her*

Me: *Runs into house on a rampage* BORN TO BE WIIILLLDDD! BORN TO BE WIIILLDDD! *Hides* (XD I have issues)

Jack: WHERE ARE YOU?! *Runs past hiding spot*

Me: *Crawls out of spot and hides in a tree in the forest*YOULL NEVA FIND MEH! *hides*

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