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Me: Are you doing the nutcracker this year?

Friend: Yep! I'm auctioning kids tomorow.

Friend: Suctioning kids tomorow.

Friend: stupid auto cat rectal!

Friend: Birdseed!

Friend: IM AUDITIONING KIDS TOMOROW!!!!!!

Me: wow, sorry I asked!

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