Funny jokes and facts -part 2-

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.

Whenever I find the key to success,

someone changes the lock.

2.

The road to success is always under construction ;-)

3.

In order to get a loan,

you first need to prove that you don’t need it :-P

4.

All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P

5.

Once you have bought something,

you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D

Enjoy life ! :-)

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So true !!!!!!!! :Þ