A Story With a Lot of Cliche's

Chapter 4

Corrina was dead. Jacob came back to life, actually he was immortal. He never died in the first place. His eyes were now red and staring through my broken soul. His eyes were more red than the sun in the morning, which meant they were very red. They were as red as a red crayon. His teeth were awkwardly shaped like vampire fangs. Was he a vampire, or did he just never get braces? Well, I gtg, he's about to bite me. Ttyl! :)

So he bit me. There isn't blood leaking because I too was a vampire, but I don't have the vampire virus, but I can also never get infected. I am a superhero! The alien goddess, Steve, gave me all of her powers, which means that she could die very easily right now. I have to finish my mission in 2 days or I will lose all my powers and die, even though I technically can't die. Why can't I just die in a hole?, I cried to myself. I just wanted to be like everybody else! I hated life, well I'm immortal so I guess I just hate myself forever. So Jacob bit me again because I was crying and it was annoying him. I guess I deserved it, or did I? I'm soooooo confused!!!!!!!! I just wanted to be like my mother, she's such a nice lady!!!!! She always tries to do the best for us and every day for dinner she fed us eggs, not the fat kind, the tasty kind from like.... chickens. Those poor chickens! They're so cute! They're like bunnies with feathers!!! Don't test makeup on bunnies, it makes them blind and hop in traffic!!! * Sniff sniff * Where was I? Oh yeah, she/he bit me! Jacob also randomly turned into the reincarnation of Corrina.

" OMG CORRINA!!!!"

"Wait, who are you?"

She forgot, who I was, and that she loved me, even though she only knew me for two minutes. Wait, I mean two minutes in alien time. OMG EPIC BATTLE JUST STARTED! A unicorn and a narwhale just walked up to me, in the middle of the park. So the unicorn has a drill instead of a horn, and the narwhale was actually just a caterpillar in disguise. The unicorn drilled through my stomach, splattering my green blood against the ground. My blood smelled like root beer and mountain dew at the same time. Then I just got right back up, like nothing happened, and pulled my twenty foot long kitana out of my back pocket and stabbed through the unicorns glittery fur all the way through. It's glittery blood that wasn't even blood, just glitter, splattered against my blood. Then the unicorn was actually a vampire, so none of that actually just happened, but I did step on a caterpillar. By the way, I am smoking weed because I feel like it and yeah.  It just makes me see funny things whenever I step on caterpillars, but not the red ones, only the green ones. So yeah, then the unicorn that didn't exist bit me on my shoulder and took a chunk off of it. Then the caterpillar killed the unicorn with it's shrink ray and then stepped on it.