Mama Raised…
Mama tried to raise a lady
But instead she raised a Hun.
The kind of little brute that squishes bugs for fun.
The one who didn’t learn a thing except to curse and spit.
One that never says “oh dear” but instead responds with “well, shit.”
Mama raised a rough one
But she says she doesn’t mind.
Knowing that I’m still her little baby on the inside.
Mama tried to raise a lady
But instead she rasied a Hun.
She says she doesn’t mind
But I’m glad I’m her only one.
© 2014 Amber Kalkes