Colleen~Monkey
Maddy~Banana
Banana~ Sits on the tree looking nice and plump, and talks to his lady friends that are of course BANANAS!
Monkey~ Climbs on top of the tree and searches for a banana, because he’s hungry, but he’s also gay so he refuses to eat the girl bananas. eyes the guy banana hungrily
Banana~ Whips out his....MIRROR and styles his hair like Elvis Presley, UH HUH UH HUH!
Monkey~ rubs his chin, thinking of a way to ninja-skilfully grab the banana with a pair of scissors
Banana~ One of his lady friends starts kissing him. But then notices he doesn’t have a..... >.> pair of underwear
Monkey~ Gets jealous and then stabs the lady banana repeatedly
Banana~ Looks at himself in the mirror. WHO KNEW A BANANA COULD BE SO NARCISSISTIC?!?!
Monkey~ Strokes the banana fondly.
Banana~ Looks at him in horror. O.O What do you want from me?
Monkey~ Looks at him with excitement in his crazy eyes I want you!!!
Banana~ Takes mirror and slashes it over the crazed monkeys ...chest, that was very very very HAIRY! I’m not on sale you dummy!
Monkey~ screams BUT I LOVE YOU BANANA MAN!! </3
Banana~....speechless
Monkey~ O.O What???
Banana~ Just kill me, put me out of my misery :3 Closes eyes waiting for ... his death
Monkey~ Picks up banana and hold him above his head....
Banana~ Screams like a girl
Monkey~ smushes the banana against him in a hug and says firmly My banana man!
Banana~ Am I in heaven yet?! Looks around, noticing the same surroundings and starts to freak out
Monkey~ smiles happily No, but I am ;)
Banana~ B-b-b-b-ut YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME! MONKEYS EAT BANANAS. THERE IS NO WAY A MONKEY CAN LOVE A FREAKIN BANANA...unless you ride the short bus :3 Holds in a laugh
Monkey~ holds him at arms length and looks at him with a confused look What’s a bus??
Banana~ YOU ARE DUMB! Bites Monkey with his teeth, that aren’t sharp. Which is useless :3 After sinking his non sharp teeth he finds that there is hair in his mouth. PEW PEW PEW, Haiiiiiiiir is in my mouth GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!!
Monkey~ Feisty banana! sticks his nose on the bananas mouth and sucks the hair out Better?
Banana~ Tries to squirm away from the ...VERY messed up monkey
Monkey~ grips him tighter. Don’t go banana man! I love you too much!
Banana~ DON’T GRIP ME YOU ......weirdo!
Monkey~ lets go of banana and sets him back on branch Whatever make you happy... he says, disappointed
Banana~ Jumps off the side of the branch falling to the bottom of the jungle, and splats on the ground.
Monkey~ cries excessively NOOOOOOO MY BANANA!!!!! AND NOW I’M ALONE.... AND HUNGRY!!!!!!
~Here lies the Banana, that killed himself. It seems as if it was yesterday that he was looking in his mirror, had a hair do like Elvis, and was singing. You will be missed Mr. Banana Man.~ R.I.P!
Banana man rises from his grave, making weird moaning noises
Monkey~ Stops crying and looks up BANANA!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE NOT UNDEAD!!!!
Banana~ BRRRRRRRRRAIIIIIIINS! Puts arms out in front of him, and stumbles to get up and walk to the monkey.
Monkey~ Screams and runs towards the banana, his arms out ready for a hugfest. ;)
Banana~ Walks closer. Braaaiiiiiiiiins!
Monkey~ He lowers his arms in confusion. But I don’t have any.... O.O
Banana~ THEN I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! Walks away, in search of some REAL brains.
Monkey~ screams in fear of loosing his banana and chases after it. NOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK, I HAVE PLENTY OF BRANS!!!!!
Banana~ DON’T LIE YOU STUPID BRAINLESS MONKEY GO FIND A MONKEY, AND HAVE LIL DUMB MONKEY BABIES YOU DUMB MONKEY
Monkey~ What’s a monkey??
Banana~ NO WONDER WHY NO ONE WANTS TO BE AROUND YOU. -.- DUMMY
Monkey~ starts to cry like a little girl
Banana~ SO YOUR A LITTLE GIRL NOW?! SORRY I DON’T LOVE LITTLE GIRLS! NOW GO AWAY! starts to walk away furiously.
Monkey~ but, but, but, i love you and you love carrots too!!!
Banana~ stay away!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey~ But we are too compatible to stay away from each other!!!!!
Banana~ OH WOW, YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A BIG WORD! BRAVO DUMMY!
Monkey~ HEY, I AM NOT SMART YOU JERK runs up the the banana and taps him across the face so he doesn’t completely smush it
Banana~ Eats Dummy’s brain, well what was left of them anyways, and kills him :3
R.I.P. Dummy, the stupidest monkey alive. (He didn’t even know he was a monkey, is that sad or what?)
FINISH!
