(A/N: HELLO MY HOMIES! :D In this chapter I will introduce to you *drum roll* ba dadaadadadda! Ameil, Jenny, and Chloe! They all meet in a Foster Home and became FKWEW! ....aka Fabolous Kids Who Eat Waffles..it's my way of saying 'bff's')
Well now to intruduce the bitches.
Jenny
Backstory: When Jenny was younger (16 to be exact ) she ran away from her abusive dad. ( I know what you thinking! 'Classic story plot yadda yadda well no! Heh. 1) She's not sucidail..she's actually one of the weirdest, happiest children ever 2) shutup! xD) After living on the street for a day she's all "FUCK IT! TO COLD! and went to the first building she saw which happened to be a foster care place -_-
Description:
Eyes: Green
Hair: Mainly Cherry Red, but the tips and roots are Maroon-Red, choppy and goes down to ribcage.
Skin: White As FFFu' xD
Height: nyehh...5'5? YUPP! That's how she be! xD
Body Type: They are all skinny as carrot trees (don't think about that too long ;D)
Age: 24
Personality: Oh god....Insaine, weird, giddy, nerdy, immiture, serious when needs to be, doesn't get mad easily, always happy, loves to skip everywhere, sassy, compleetly random, stupid, creepy, dirty mind ..but not TOO dirty 'o_o, and well if you could describe her in two words it would be: 'Tsk Tsk!'
Most Treasured Item: A sel-made Obi Wan Kenobi plushy that's naked and has a sensor boc over his MANHOOD! ;D
Ameil
Backstory: Ameil...Jenny calls her Oatmeal and Chloe calls her Meil. Ameils parents dies when she was younger so she lived with her rich douchbag of a grandmother. Ameil always fell into the 'punk' catagory, which means rock bands, kick-ass hair, smart ass attitude, etc. and her grammie hated it! She always kept trying to change Ameil into a girly-girl cheerleder slut bag but Ameil was always like NOPE NNOOOPPPEE! NOT HAPPENING GRANNY SMITH! (throws granny smith apple at grandma* One day when Ameil was napping, her grandma snuck in her room, changed it COMPLEETLY to pink nightmear and cut Ameil's srmpit lenght hair to a really short 'princess haircut' that made her look like a goody-goody. When Ameil woke up she flipped tyhe fuck out, stole of her grandmothers many credit cards, and left. She got half-way out of town when the po-po stopped her and well...heres the conversation:
Po-po: Excuse me miss, are you all alone?
Ameil: STRANGER DANGER! *fake girly scream*
Po-Po: Calm down Miss, I'm a police officer
Ameil: I don't give a shit!
Po-Po: *glares at her* I'll ask again, where are your parents?
Ameil: Well at this time *looks down at imaginary watch* there in there graves.....well unless that one guy took out ther bodies and peed on them again....
Po-Po: Well, where is your gaurdain?
Ameil: Oh that bitch! I ran away from her about 2 hours ago! *rolls neck*
Po-Po: Well you are underaged so I'm afraid I have to take you to a foster home. *pulls out notepad* Whats your name?
Ameil: I Dunno, what your name BUB!?
Po-Po: I asked you a question!
Ameil: Yeah....and I asked you one
Po-po: *shows ameil police badge* I have authoruty! Now answer the damn question before i take you into custode for disrespecting an officer!
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1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants
FantasyFUCK NOT AGAIN!?!! *dies* This is really getting old... Ahh, don't worry I'll be fine in the morning -_- ..I always am. My name is IS and ever since I pissed off that demon man or whatever he was, I was cursed with the wonderful pleasure of dieing...
